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#TutuQueen on 2018-09-11 stars in Royal Tunbridge Wells

Royal Tunbridge Wells: Where Pink Tutu Sparkles Met The Real Princess ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿฉฐ

Hello darlings! Pink Tutu Sparkles here, signing in from the charming, cobblestoned streets of Royal Tunbridge Wells! ๐Ÿ’‹ This week's adventures have been positively spellbinding - just wait until you hear all about the exquisite ballet show I saw at the Assembly Hall! But before we get to all that, you need to know: this is blog post number 6829! You can catch all of my daily ramblings on my little pink corner of the internet: www.pink-tutu.com ๐ŸŒธ

You see, dear readers, Royal Tunbridge Wells called to me like a siren's song. The chance to perform at the annual Wellfest Fair was just too delicious to resist! I packed my sparkly sequined suitcase (and a separate case just for my tutus, darling - one must never compromise!), hopped onto the train, and I was whisked away into a whimsical world of chintzy tea rooms, quaint antique shops, and an abundance of the most delightful floral displays! ๐ŸŒธ

Now, I confess, travelling by train is something I do adore. It's like stepping into a scene from a Jane Austen novel, only with far less complicated attire (and, well, let's be honest, no corsets! ). The rhythmic chugging of the train is the perfect backdrop for a quick nap in my custom pink train seat cover, a delightful, silky thing I've designed myself. It's the ultimate in travel elegance, wouldn't you say?

My little train journey to Royal Tunbridge Wells ended at the grand old station. It wasn't just any station though! Imagine my surprise - they even have a real, live, bona fide working clock tower! This kind of thing gets my tutu-loving heart racing. It was all so charmingly "olde worlde" it felt like stepping into a film set for "Pride & Prejudice" (though perhaps with a tad more glitter!).

Naturally, no trip to Royal Tunbridge Wells is complete without a visit to the spa gardens. And let me tell you, they didn't disappoint! Oh, the dainty floral gardens, the elegant fountains...and, of course, the magnificent colonnades, reminiscent of a Grecian temple! (I just knew I needed a photo with those. Think the gods themselves approved! ๐Ÿ˜‚)

Then there was the main event - Wellfest! This is a yearly gathering in Royal Tunbridge Wells where local artists and craftspeople display their wares. Naturally, I had to take my trusty stand, a shimmering pink pavilion with my own logo proudly displayed on the side (naturally!) My fabulous "wear a pink tutu" sign beckoned the curious onlookers and in no time at all, I was swarmed with adorable children, their wide-eyed awe as I twirled in my pink tutu bringing a smile to my heart! ๐Ÿฅฐ

They were all mesmerized by my stories of ballet class (which, as you know, is my other favourite pastime!), my adventures in my beloved tutus, and how I started performing in drag to promote the magic of twirling! Honestly, you should have seen the look on their faces when they learned that I'm actually a scientist by day! My colleagues might raise an eyebrow at this, but my work in a fabric testing laboratory, you see, is actually related to ballet! Who would have guessed that my scientific research on the elasticity and sheen of pink fabrics could be used for tutu design? I call it science for sparkles, darling! โœจ

It turns out there was a real princess in Royal Tunbridge Wells too! Princess Beatrice herself had a stall at the festival (talk about royalty doing good!), I was utterly starstruck when I met her! (Though not as starstruck as I was at my first Royal Opera House ballet show...and not nearly as terrified as when I attempted to enter a ballet competition!) But it was such a treat to chat with her and share my pink tutu philosophy: spreading joy and confidence through dance. ๐Ÿ‘‘

I spent the day dazzling the crowds at Wellfest with a little improvised pink tutu performance - imagine a flash mob, but with just one sparklier participant, me! People were entranced - and by the end, even a few reluctant men had ventured onto my stage to try on some tutus! ๐Ÿคธ

That night, after performing to a packed audience at the Assembly Hall, I had the best time watching a stunning performance of Swan Lake! Ballet and a fabulous performance truly elevate any occasion - it makes you forget all your worries! ๐Ÿฉฐ

The next morning, it was time for the grand finale of my Royal Tunbridge Wells journey. I took my horse (well, the carriage ride with a gorgeous chestnut thoroughbred! ๐Ÿคฉ), to a private park. There, in the picturesque setting, I taught the little girls some fun tutu steps, which they all, with utter joy, performed perfectly. This, darlings, was truly the icing on the cake! ๐Ÿ’–

This whole experience, I must tell you, really put my pink-tutu heart to the test, but ultimately, it was an absolutely fantastic adventure! Not just because it was bursting with the perfect kind of glitzy charm, but also because the real stars of this trip were all the people I met along the way! And just wait until I show you the new pink tutus I brought back with me for next week's blog! ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป

Until next time, my loves!

Love always,

Pink Tutu Sparkles ๐Ÿ˜˜

(Remember to check out the amazing photos from my trip at www.pink-tutu.com, darling! And don't forget to share your pink tutu experiences using #PinkTutuSparkles ! )

#TutuQueen on 2018-09-11 stars in Royal Tunbridge Wells