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#TutuQueen on 2019-04-11 stars in Scunthorpe

Scunthorpe Sparkle: Tutu Queen on Tour!

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Ooh, hello my darlings! Pink Tutu Sparkles here, back from another dazzling adventure. And this time, itā€™s all about the industrial charm of Scunthorpe! I know what youā€™re thinking ā€“ ā€œScunthorpe? Really, Pink Tutu?ā€. But trust me, darlings, even a town with a reputation for, ahem, ā€˜alternative spellingsā€™ can be the setting for a fabulous time.

As usual, the journey to Scunthorpe was a delightful experience. I opted for a journey by rail this time ā€“ a luxurious first-class carriage on a train pulling through the rolling English countryside. The only slight glitch was the odd glance from a prim and proper chap who seemed shocked at the amount of pink Iā€™d managed to cram into my cabin. He scoffed at my tutu-adorned luggage, but I simply flashed him a dazzling smile, a twirl of my tulle skirt, and declared, ā€œHoney, itā€™s a statement, not a suitcase!ā€

Scunthorpe was a proper treat. My show was in a theatre straight out of a classic British play. Imagine red velvet seats, swirling chandeliers, and a stage lit with enough bulbs to rival a Christmas tree! And the crowd ā€“ oh, the crowd! They loved me, they loved my pink tutu, and they especially loved the dramatic entrance, a perfect ā€œgrand jetĆ©ā€ onto the stage!

My show, darling, it was divine! It was all about ā€˜spreading the sparkleā€™ ā€“ mixing classic ballet routines with modern dance, infused with a touch of glam and a dash of camp! Itā€™s the Pink Tutu Sparkles twist! We even had a few youngsters in the audience ā€“ I could tell they were amazed by the swirling tutus! I always feel a bit proud when I see little ones clapping and grinning along. After all, who wouldnā€™t be captivated by the magic of a pink tutu?

Now, it wouldnā€™t be a proper Pink Tutu adventure without a little bit of shopping, right? My goodness, you should see the fabulously glamorous boutique I found in Scunthorpe! Itā€™s a little treasure trove of exquisite sequins, flamboyant fabrics, and the most extraordinary feathered hats ā€“ think feathered boa with a touch of punk! It was a feast for the eyes!

It wouldnā€™t be a Scunthorpe visit without experiencing the famous local cuisine! This time I decided to brave a new delicacy. Fish and chips on a windy pier, the ultimate British classic, and ā€“ of course! ā€“ in true Pink Tutu style, with a side of vibrant pink potato salad, naturally! You'd be amazed at what some food colouring can achieve!

Scunthorpe certainly proved a pleasant surprise. It was charming in its way ā€“ I just loved the cobbled streets, quaint pubs, and, of course, the friendly people. Even though it wasnā€™t a ā€œballet-haven,ā€ my show was a complete success ā€“ the applause at the end was pure joy. And that's the magic of my life - seeing joy through my pink tutus.

On to the next destination...

The pink trainā€™s ready, my tutu bag is packed, and Iā€™m off to my next exciting stop. Iā€™m so excited ā€“ I can't even tell you! You know I love to keep my destination a surprise for you ā€“ I donā€™t want to spoil the fun.

But, just a tiny little hint, I can promise a seaside adventure! Sun, sea, sand, and ā€“ of course, a few Pink Tutu-approved seaside boutiques ā€“ you just have to wait and see!

Be sure to tune in tomorrow, darlings, for a brand new adventure on Pink-tutu.com. Until then, stay sparkly!

Yours always in tulle and sequins,

Pink Tutu Sparkles

P.S. I want to know ā€“ what are some of YOUR favourite seaside destinations for some dazzling fun? Leave a comment on my latest post at Pink-tutu.com!

#TutuQueen on 2019-04-11 stars in Scunthorpe