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#TutuQueen on 2019-04-11 stars in Scunthorpe

Scunthorpe Sparkle: Tutu Queen on Tour!

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Ooh, hello my darlings! Pink Tutu Sparkles here, back from another dazzling adventure. And this time, it’s all about the industrial charm of Scunthorpe! I know what you’re thinking – ā€œScunthorpe? Really, Pink Tutu?ā€. But trust me, darlings, even a town with a reputation for, ahem, ā€˜alternative spellings’ can be the setting for a fabulous time.

As usual, the journey to Scunthorpe was a delightful experience. I opted for a journey by rail this time – a luxurious first-class carriage on a train pulling through the rolling English countryside. The only slight glitch was the odd glance from a prim and proper chap who seemed shocked at the amount of pink I’d managed to cram into my cabin. He scoffed at my tutu-adorned luggage, but I simply flashed him a dazzling smile, a twirl of my tulle skirt, and declared, ā€œHoney, it’s a statement, not a suitcase!ā€

Scunthorpe was a proper treat. My show was in a theatre straight out of a classic British play. Imagine red velvet seats, swirling chandeliers, and a stage lit with enough bulbs to rival a Christmas tree! And the crowd – oh, the crowd! They loved me, they loved my pink tutu, and they especially loved the dramatic entrance, a perfect ā€œgrand jetĆ©ā€ onto the stage!

My show, darling, it was divine! It was all about ā€˜spreading the sparkle’ – mixing classic ballet routines with modern dance, infused with a touch of glam and a dash of camp! It’s the Pink Tutu Sparkles twist! We even had a few youngsters in the audience – I could tell they were amazed by the swirling tutus! I always feel a bit proud when I see little ones clapping and grinning along. After all, who wouldn’t be captivated by the magic of a pink tutu?

Now, it wouldn’t be a proper Pink Tutu adventure without a little bit of shopping, right? My goodness, you should see the fabulously glamorous boutique I found in Scunthorpe! It’s a little treasure trove of exquisite sequins, flamboyant fabrics, and the most extraordinary feathered hats – think feathered boa with a touch of punk! It was a feast for the eyes!

It wouldn’t be a Scunthorpe visit without experiencing the famous local cuisine! This time I decided to brave a new delicacy. Fish and chips on a windy pier, the ultimate British classic, and – of course! – in true Pink Tutu style, with a side of vibrant pink potato salad, naturally! You'd be amazed at what some food colouring can achieve!

Scunthorpe certainly proved a pleasant surprise. It was charming in its way – I just loved the cobbled streets, quaint pubs, and, of course, the friendly people. Even though it wasn’t a ā€œballet-haven,ā€ my show was a complete success – the applause at the end was pure joy. And that's the magic of my life - seeing joy through my pink tutus.

On to the next destination...

The pink train’s ready, my tutu bag is packed, and I’m off to my next exciting stop. I’m so excited – I can't even tell you! You know I love to keep my destination a surprise for you – I don’t want to spoil the fun.

But, just a tiny little hint, I can promise a seaside adventure! Sun, sea, sand, and – of course, a few Pink Tutu-approved seaside boutiques – you just have to wait and see!

Be sure to tune in tomorrow, darlings, for a brand new adventure on Pink-tutu.com. Until then, stay sparkly!

Yours always in tulle and sequins,

Pink Tutu Sparkles

P.S. I want to know – what are some of YOUR favourite seaside destinations for some dazzling fun? Leave a comment on my latest post at Pink-tutu.com!

#TutuQueen on 2019-04-11 stars in Scunthorpe