Tutu Drag Queen

#TutuQueen on 2019-05-29 stars in Macclesfield

Macclesfield: Tutu Time! (Blog Post #7089)

Hello darlings, it's your favourite pink-tutu-clad queen, Pink Tutu Sparkles, and I'm absolutely brimming with excitement to tell you about my trip to the wonderful Macclesfield!

Oh, darling, it's been such a whirlwind of pink, sparkles, and tutus! I feel like I've lived a whole life in just a few days! Now, buckle up, because this is a tale filled with glitter, giggles, and enough fabulousness to make a unicorn blush!

Firstly, I simply had to take the train. You know how much I love the rhythmic clatter of the wheels and the romantic feel of carriage windows passing by! Plus, you can't beat a good, old fashioned train journey to set the scene for an adventure, wouldn't you say? It allowed me plenty of time to admire my glorious new pink tutu - you know, the one with the feather boa detailing around the hem! And yes, my loves, I paired it with my latest acquisition: a hot pink bowler hat with a tiny feather plume that just makes me feel absolutely regal!

My journey to Macclesfield took me through some absolutely breathtaking countryside! The green hills and the gentle streams were absolutely inspiring, you could say they got the creative juices flowing! I practically had to stop myself from jumping off the train to start composing some new choreography on the spot! You'll just have to wait until I film my next show for the new moves, you lucky things!

Speaking of creative inspiration, you wouldn't believe what I saw in Macclesfield! The streets are just buzzing with colour and energy! There are so many cute shops with vintage treasures, it took all my willpower to keep my spending under control. But darling, I do believe I just had to acquire a stunning pink lace shawl - I think you'll all agree that it perfectly complements the new feather-boa tutu!

Oh! And the market! I just love exploring local markets - you can find such unique and amazing things. The Macclesfield market was bursting with local produce and craft. It was a treat for the senses, I swear I could smell the delicious pastries all the way from the train station! And don't even get me started on the local cheeses! So many delightful varieties! I couldn't resist snagging some to take back to the lab – my lab mates will never believe I actually went to a market and didn't buy some cheese for them!

Speaking of lab mates... I swear they think I’m crazy! My life is so hectic trying to manage work, my performance schedule, and these exciting adventures! Of course, they think it’s odd I’ve become the "Queen of Pink Tutues”, They can't imagine that even with all my hectic schedule I still squeeze in regular ballet classes. They just don't get the pure joy of twirling in a tutu, my love, but that’s their problem, not mine!

Now, onto the main event, the performance! I've had a blast showcasing my latest routine to the lovely folk of Macclesfield. They really were a wonderful, appreciative crowd - there were cheers, laughter, and even a couple of tears! You really can't ask for more than that, can you? Oh, darling! Did I tell you what I wore?! Of course I did! You know how much I love tutus, and this one was just spectacular! This one had this amazing holographic material which captured all the stage lights so beautifully. It shimmered and danced across the stage like a true diva!

Now, you must know, my performances are full of high kicks, grand jetés, and sassy spins that will leave you gasping for breath! And you better believe it was all fuelled by copious amounts of champagne and cake (ahem, maybe it was before the champagne, before the performance). Oh, you should've seen my split on the landing, a perfect landing after a back flip, followed by a final twirl. The entire audience went wild, I even managed to hear one of the kids screaming, "Daddy, Daddy! I wanna be a Pink Tutu like her!". Now that's what we call inspiration! You know my biggest mission, my darlings? To make every single one of you dance in a pink tutu! Just picture the world covered in glorious pink fluff. Wouldn’t that be an amazing sight?

Speaking of pink fluff, I’ll have to leave you for now! My dear friends are coming to take me for a fabulous dinner to celebrate my fabulous Macclesfield adventure. I think they might have even made some special tutu-themed treats. (There’s no doubt in my mind about this. Oh my goodness. I can’t wait!) Until next time, keep on twirling, darlings, and I’ll catch you in the next post! Love, Pink Tutu Sparkles

#TutuQueen on 2019-05-29 stars in Macclesfield