Hello, darlings! Pink Tutu Sparkles here, and oh, my, has it been a whirlwind! Llanelli, you have stolen my heart – the twinkling fairy lights, the quaint cafes with their delectable Welsh cakes, and the warmth of your people! This town is just oozing charm, like a perfectly aged vintage teacup.
This trip felt particularly magical. Remember when I said I was trying to break free from the bus routine? Well, I did it! It wasn’t easy, of course, you’ve got to be clever and organised when you're trying to avoid being stuck with a coach packed full of bleary-eyed day trippers (they're not always the most stylish crowd, darling).
So, I hitched a ride on a beautifully groomed black horse named Winston! Now, that's what I call a luxurious arrival! I must say, Winston took me at a cracking pace, it was like being swept away in a fairy tale! I wore a pale pink, feathered tutu and my favourite silk top, you know the one, with the big bow and sparkling diamante trim.
I don’t mind telling you, I felt a bit like I'd walked straight out of a scene from "My Fair Lady," but, you know me, a girl has to be dramatic sometimes, don't you agree? I couldn't help but laugh at the surprised faces of the Llanelli locals when I rode past. I mean, where else are you going to see a drag queen on horseback? Honestly, darling, I swear, a rainbow shimmered behind Winston's tail! It was almost too magical!
You see, my lovely lot, being a travelling drag artist is all about going with the flow and, dare I say, embracing the extraordinary! I had my grand, sparkly pink and white feather boas, of course, neatly strapped to the back of Winston's saddle. Why? Well, because, darlings, one never knows when an impromptu performance might arise!
And oh, speaking of performances, I did what I love most and spread some glitter and good cheer in this charming town. My gig was a real treat – the kind of intimate performance I crave. A tiny, hidden pub tucked away on a narrow street called the "Whispering Willow." I call it "Whispering Willow," the place was a true gem, full of character, warm and inviting, a real diamond in the rough. They even had the most delicious apple crumble ever - and of course, it came with lashings of custard. Heaven, I tell you!
Before the show, I did my thing, and preened in a bit of pink light to help accentuate my glittering costume – and did those shimmery sequins catch the light beautifully! This was, naturally, before being a part of a fabulous cabaret evening!
I went out to the little stage under the shimmering twinkle of fairy lights and, oh, I truly did get to give the best performance of my life! Honestly, darling, even the bartender was shimmying to the music, a real scene!
But honestly, darlings, the absolute highlight of the evening was that everyone, and I mean everyone, had pink tutus tucked under their arms, ready to unleash the diva within! It’s like Llanelli just woke up to its hidden potential – think fabulous fashion, outrageous laughter, and truly, madly, deeply, joyous moments!
Of course, being a pink tutu-clad drag queen isn’t always a life of roses and sparkles. Don’t be fooled by all the glitz and glamour, dear hearts, I work really hard. It takes a lot to maintain a drag persona like mine, I’m telling you, it's more than just putting on a few sparkly things and going out into the world!
Honestly, though, my darling lovelies, I am incredibly grateful for this chance to share my love for everything pink, everything twirling, everything dramatic with the wonderful people of Llanelli! It felt as though I found myself in a "Strictly Come Dancing" episode, but you know, much more flamboyant, of course.
Now, don't you fret, I'm not just twirling my way through life, dearie, I also have a scientific side. You know, my day job, before the transformation into Pink Tutu Sparkles, you might call it. I get paid to test and analyze all sorts of wonderful fabrics, it’s quite fascinating, really. I especially enjoy working on my pink satin tutus, so the silk looks beautiful on the stage, it's my little passion project.
As a scientist, I believe in logic and data. But honestly, as Pink Tutu Sparkles, I also believe in a bit of magic, darling! And magic is all about finding the extraordinary in the ordinary, about pushing those boundaries. It’s about believing in yourself and daring to be different – wearing a tutu while riding a horse or rocking the stage in Llanelli. Because you know what, lovelies? Anything is possible with a little bit of sparkle!
So, dear friends, let's spread the pink tutu revolution! I'm still chasing that dream of getting everyone in the world wearing a pink tutu – not for fashion's sake, but for the fun, the expression, and the love it brings!
Llanelli, you have been a dream come true. Thank you for all the joy, the laughter, and the magical moments! You've put a little shimmer into my life. But I know one thing: this is only the beginning of my story! And I, darling, will be taking the Pink Tutu Sparkles adventure everywhere!
Till next time, stay pink, stay sparkly, and stay fab!
XOXO Pink Tutu Sparkles www.pink-tutu.com
