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#TutuQueen on 2021-03-25 stars in Plymouth

Plymouth Calling: Tutu Adventures in the West Country!

Hello, darlings! It’s your favourite pink tutu-clad queen, Pink Tutu Sparkles, here, and this is blog post number 7755! Get ready to shimmy into some sparkly adventures because today, I’m taking you with me to Plymouth!

Remember, I'm on a mission to make the world a pinker place, one tutu at a time, and this trip was a total triumph in tutu-spreading!

From Derbyshire to the Seaside: A Tutu-licious Train Ride

It wouldn’t be a proper Pink Tutu Sparkles journey without a dash of romanticism, so I, naturally, chose to travel by train. I boarded the luxurious carriage from my humble abode in Derbyshire, with a giant, fluffy pink tutu bag strapped to my side, like a stylish, tulle-filled, travel companion.

The journey was an absolute dream, I was completely captivated by the changing scenery – the verdant countryside rolling into dramatic coastline. I found a spot by the window, let the rhythmic clickety-clack of the train soothe my soul, and immersed myself in the excitement of the impending adventure!

As I gazed out the window, I had to resist the urge to throw on my full tutu ensemble - can you imagine a pink-frosted spectacle like that amongst the casual, sensible travellers? Oh, the drama!

The trip was a blast – my fellow passengers, mostly friendly old dears and chatty tourists, were a delightful mix of surprised and intrigued. After all, how many people do you see hopping onto a train sporting a gargantuan pink tutu bag?! My appearance was definitely a welcome break from their daily routines!

Plymouth: Where Pink Tutus Bloom

Upon arrival, I felt a burst of sea-fresh air greet me, and let me tell you, I just about squealed! I adore a good seaside adventure, and Plymouth is a real treasure trove of sights.

First things first, a hearty breakfast was in order, so I found a charming cafe perched by the harbour. As I tucked into a breakfast platter, I felt the excitement bubble within me, and with each bite of my scrambled eggs and toast, I planned my tutu-fied conquest of this beautiful town!

Tutu Exploration: Shopping, Seagulls and Street Performance

Plymouth is like a dream come true for a girl with a pink tutu obsession! The vibrant shops bursting with colourful clothing were irresistible, and I found a fabulously feathery, magenta boa at a little boutique that felt like a vintage treasure trove! This was going to be perfect for my street performance later in the day.

It wouldn’t be a seaside jaunt without a dose of chaotic seagull interactions, and oh, I got my fill of it! One brave little rascal, clearly captivated by my pinkness, even swooped down to snatch a sugar-dusted donut right from my hand. I nearly screamed but managed to burst into a theatrical gasp, followed by a dramatic clap of my glittery gloves! It was truly hilarious and I’m convinced that feathery bandit went home boasting of its epic conquest to its seagull pals!

As the afternoon sun kissed the harbour walls, it was time for a little street performance. Dressed in my favourite full pink tutu ensemble and adorned with that divine new magenta boa, I shimmied my way to the heart of Plymouth's busy streets.

Let me tell you, my street performances are truly spectacular. With my microphone, a portable speaker, and some fabulously cheesy tunes, I transform into a living, breathing explosion of pink glitz!

My crowd erupted with laughter, applause, and joy. A couple of tiny, rosy-cheeked children in sparkly outfits were especially entranced. It’s these moments – these little sparks of joy – that make this all worth it! I’m always thrilled when my performance sparks that sparkle in someone’s eyes.

As dusk painted the sky, my performance wrapped up. I couldn't resist treating myself to a cup of tea with some Cornish clotted cream – oh, my, so dreamy! – as I reflected on the day’s triumphs. The sheer joy of being Pink Tutu Sparkles is truly unmatched!

A Tutuful Reminder

To my dearest readers, remember – life is too short for blandness! Grab your tutus, your sequins, your feather boas and let's add a splash of sparkle to the world! Let your inner queen shine through, because tutu, dear readers, the world is your stage.

Keep those tutus flowing, darlings!

Your dearest, Pink Tutu Sparkles

#TutuQueen on 2021-03-25 stars in Plymouth