Hello, darlings! It's your favourite pink tutu-wearing diva, Pink Tutu Sparkles, back with another exciting post from the world of glitz and glamour! This time, I'm whisking you all away to the charming town of Coulsdon in sunny Surrey, just a hop, skip and a train journey from my humble Derbyshire abode.
Oh, Coulsdon, you've truly stolen my heart! You're like a delightful little village, tucked away from the hustle and bustle of the big city. It’s so refreshing to breathe the fresh air, and the lovely folk are so welcoming - they practically bowed down and gasped when they saw me shimmering in my custom-designed, hand-sequined pink tutu!
But enough about my dazzling presence! (You'll have to take my word for it; sadly, photos are forbidden here – much to the chagrin of my devoted photographer). It’s all about the trip itself! The journey started with a jaunty gallop through the countryside, courtesy of a most magnificent steed (a fine thoroughbred, no less! A little pricy, but totally worth it to avoid the stresses of the Tube).
Let’s dive into the delights I experienced:
Ballet by the Barn: I can't resist a good ballet performance, and Coulsdon's “Ballet in the Barn” event was a real treat! This charming, cosy barn had been transformed into a theatre for the night. The dancers, in all their elegance and poise, twirled their way into my heart! Their moves were a beautiful display of strength, artistry and grace. And who knows, maybe this will inspire my next tutu design? Just you wait and see, darlings!
Shopping Spree in the Market: No trip to Coulsdon is complete without a visit to their market. From handcrafted crafts to fresh, local produce, this place was an absolute gem. It truly feels like stepping back in time with its friendly stall owners and the authentic aroma of freshly baked goods. And while the pink-tutu selection was somewhat lacking, I did snag a stunning pastel-pink scarf that practically matched my most fabulous tutu.
Tea Time Treat: Every self-respecting drag queen knows the importance of afternoon tea. Well, Coulsdon delivered in style with a charming tea room tucked away in a quaint little lane. I savored every mouthful of delicious cakes and finger sandwiches, all accompanied by piping hot, fragrant tea.
Coulsdon's Culture: In the evening, I explored the town's cultural hub – The Coulsdon Centre, with its buzzing energy and charming atmosphere. I must admit, darling, it was a far cry from the grand London theatres I usually grace. But it was endearingly intimate and reminded me of my local theatre in Derbyshire – where, after all, I honed my performing skills!
Pink Tutu Propagation: But of course, the most important aspect of my trip was spreading the pink tutu love! As usual, I caused quite a stir everywhere I went. And let me tell you, darling, I had more than a few Coulsdon ladies wanting to embrace the tutu lifestyle! It was just a matter of convincing their partners and convincing them that the pinkest tutus really are the must-have accessory of the year!
Coulsdon's Charm:
I know what you’re thinking, darlings! What is this scientist-by-day, drag queen-by-night doing traipsing around Coulsdon, anyway? The answer is simple: a change is as good as a rest, and exploring this lovely corner of Surrey was just what the doctor ordered (not that I go to the doctor - I self-prescribe pink tutus as my primary treatment). It was an escape from the relentless whirlwind of the city life. It’s a reminder that joy and excitement can be found in even the most unexpected places!
Of course, no blog post would be complete without some personal anecdotes:
Pink Tutu Encounters: A delightful lady at the market, bless her heart, exclaimed, “That’s not a skirt you’ve got on, love! Is that some new fancy dress?” I calmly responded with the most diplomatic response: “I may have put on an extra twirly outfit, but let's call it a "statement" piece, love. It's all about self-expression, you see."
I felt my cheeks flush when a charming gentleman gave me a bouquet of roses, mistaking me for a dancer! And oh, the stories of my encounters with the elderly couple who, while watching the ballet, remarked: "You really do know how to bring a splash of colour to the town, dear." You have no idea how good that felt!
A Trip For The Memories: Coulsdon, you were a true delight. It’s an unassuming town, and yet it managed to touch me in a special way. There's a certain charm, a heartwarming innocence that resonated with my soul. As always, the most remarkable aspect of the journey was the wonderful people I met. Every single person, from the friendly cashier at the market to the enthusiastic theatre goer, left me feeling uplifted and inspired. And, of course, they all saw the error of their ways - life just isn't as much fun without a little pink tutu in your wardrobe, darling.
Until next time, darlings, keep shining and keep twirling!
Remember, life’s a stage and everyone has their moment in the spotlight. But, no matter what your role in the performance of life, it’s all the more beautiful if you do it in a pink tutu.
Stay fabulous!
Pink Tutu Sparkles.
XOXO
