Hello my gorgeous lovelies! It's Emma, your pink-tutu-wearing time-traveler, and guess what? We're going on another fabulous trip! 💅 This time, we're jetting off to April 2051 – a time where drag is, well, quite literally, out of this world! 🚀
So, picture this, babes. I'm back in my magic pink tutu (let's be honest, it's practically an extension of myself now!) – sparkly as ever, with enough tulle to float a whole flock of flamingos! 💖 The year is 2051, and the air is buzzing with excitement – because, believe it or not, we've landed smack dab in the middle of a massive intergalactic drag ball! 🌌
Imagine, darling, DRAG queens from across the galaxy! Think shimmery holographic scales, technicoloured spaceships with wings, and oh my god, a Queen with tentacles! 🐙 It was EVERYTHING!
They were strutting their stuff on a catwalk constructed of glittery asteroids, while galactic beings from planets you could only dream of, watched on, totally mesmerised. 🪐 I nearly dropped my pink feather boa – which, I must say, felt a little out of place in such a cosmically chic environment! ✨
The judging panel, darlings, was utterly fabulous – the galaxy's biggest drag legends, judging based on creativity, talent, and yes, PINK (let's face it, even the aliens can’t resist a little bit of pink)! 💖
Now, you might be thinking, "Emma, how can you afford to jet off to another planet for a drag ball, let alone TIME TRAVEL?!” Well, you know me, darling. I wouldn't let an opportunity for glamour and history go to waste, especially with all the money I earn doing drag in Derbyshire! My latest drag show, “The Tutus of Time,” was an absolute smash hit. So many sequins, so much laughter, and so much pink, darling! 💖
The energy in the air during that drag ball was ELECTRIC, it was pure, unadulterated FUN! And while it may have been different from our usual drag nights in Derbyshire, it was a reminder that no matter where you are in the world – even on another planet – drag unites us! It's a force of creativity, expression, and pure joy! ✨
As for the future of drag? Well, darling, in 2051 it seems to be soaring amongst the stars! 🪐 They have these futuristic drag contests involving hologram technology, and they've got whole intergalactic fashion shows dedicated to the art of transformation! The only thing missing, and I'm just saying this because I'm a firm believer in the power of a good tutu, is more pink. 😉
And speaking of pink… I've got a very exciting announcement! Remember I mentioned that my goal is to get everyone wearing pink tutus? Well, my darling friends, my goal is getting closer! 💖 As a proud sponsor of the "Cosmic Tutus" drag school in 2051, we've started a campaign called “The Universe Deserves Tutu!” It encourages everyone to embrace their inner-tutu-wearer and, yes, wear a pink tutu on at least one day a week. Let's show the universe that pink isn't just a colour – it's a statement! 💅
Now, enough with the intergalactic chat – you know me, darling! I’m always itching for the next exciting drag show, the next glamorous shop, the next thrilling experience! So, I’ve got something even more fun lined up! 💖 Remember to follow me on www.pink-tutu.com and you'll see what’s in store for next month's fabulous travel! Until then, darling, keep it fabulous and stay pink! ✨
