Tutu Drag Queen

#TutuQueen on 2000-07-05 stars in Laindon

Laindon, Darling!

Hello, lovelies! It's your Pink Tutu Sparkles here, ready to whisk you away to the fabulous world of… Laindon! Yep, you read that right, Laindon! Not quite Paris, Milan, or even Birmingham, but trust me, darlings, Laindon's got a certain something… just waiting to be discovered! This is post number 187 on www.pink-tutu.com - are you keeping up?

Let's be honest, the journey itself was a whirlwind of delights. My heart skipped a beat the moment I set foot on the train. You know how I adore a good carriage ride, and this one had me practically gliding across the tracks. It's a strange feeling, that mix of the old fashioned romance of steam trains and the sleek efficiency of modern railways, isn't it? But anyway, I was in full drag by the time we reached Laindon. This trip called for a classic, bold look, so I paired my signature hot pink tutu with a dazzling sapphire sequined bodice - a bit of an homage to the beautiful blues and pinks I found splashed all over the charming architecture in the town centre. It was an absolute dream, just perfect for a day of tutu-ing my way through Laindon's delights.

I’ll admit I was slightly apprehensive at first - Laindon? I had heard about the iconic "The Queen" pub, which I knew I absolutely had to check out for a cheeky pint or two, but I wasn't sure what to expect. As we approached Laindon Station, I must admit I had visions of concrete, concrete, and more concrete! But darlings, I was SO wrong! As soon as I stepped onto the platform, I was charmed by a friendly and relaxed energy. You know that lovely, understated kind of vibe where you feel like you can actually relax and be yourself? Laindon definitely gave off those kind of welcoming vibes.

Laindon’s high street is all sorts of vibrant, full of little boutiques and quaint tea rooms just waiting for you to drop in, indulge in some sweet treats, and have a little chit chat with the locals. Honestly, I could have spent hours wandering the cobblestone streets! The flower shop I popped into had some truly gorgeous bouquets that had me daydreaming of creating a floral-themed, oh-so-chic tutu, something to make all the fashion editors drool! Oh my, my head is full of possibilities for the perfect pink tutu creations to wear next! But darling, where to even begin with all this pinkness!?

Next, it was time to satisfy that rumbling in my tummy. As much as I love a delicious roast dinner, sometimes, you simply have to treat yourself to afternoon tea, and my darling, let me tell you - Laindon delivered. I took a seat at a charming little tearoom with a vintage feel and sipped the most scrumptious cuppa (I swear it could only have been blended by fairies! - how else would it be so heavenly) and indulged in a tower of perfectly sweet treats that had my taste buds in raptures.

The "The Queen" pub turned out to be a real find. We arrived mid-afternoon just in time for their lovely homemade steak and ale pie, followed by a spot of local cider and good conversation with some friendly folk, It truly felt like we'd stepped back in time and were in for a classic British pub experience. They even have a back garden, perfect for soaking up some sunshine with friends - although I’ll confess to feeling a tad nervous about the tutus, but hey, a gal’s gotta try!

With my tummy full of yummy food, and my head overflowing with plans for future tutus, it was time to say "cheers" to Laindon. This time, I opted for a different method of transport back. I spotted a handsome chestnut mare tethered to a horse and carriage - oh my darling! That's just what this pink-loving tutu queen ordered. A true, magical end to a truly fab day in Laindon.

Before I bid you adieu, let me say this - Laindon, my dears, you may be tucked away from the spotlight but you’re brimming with character. I can't recommend enough that you check it out! You’ll be sure to be charmed by the beauty, the energy, and the incredible friendly warmth.

Until next time, remember my darlings, the only thing better than a pink tutu, is a pink tutu and a day spent discovering the gems hidden in unexpected places. Don’t forget, the world is your stage – get out there and have some fun, you lovely things. Stay pink, darlings, and remember – I’ll see you next time at www.pink-tutu.com! x

#TutuQueen on 2000-07-05 stars in Laindon