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#TutuQueen on 2001-04-21 stars in Dover

Dover Darling, Post 477: Tutu Tales from the White Cliffs

Hiya darlings! Your girl, Pink Tutu Sparkles, here, and oh my word, what a journey this has been! Today, I'm bringing you all the glitter and glamour from my trip to Dover. Now, you might be thinking, "Dover? Why Dover?" Well, darlings, as much as I love a grand ballroom, a grand old fortress also does the trick! Plus, who can resist a bit of sea air? Especially when your hair is as bouffant as mine, the salty breeze gives it that extra oomph you just can't get from a salon (though, let's face it, they're good for a trim).

So, the trip started in the most glamorous way possible. I caught the train from Derby. Oh, the joy of a train journey. Not just the views - which, let me tell you, Derbyshire to Dover is like a kaleidoscope of rolling green hills, quaint villages, and oh, the majestic sea when you finally catch sight of it - but the pure magic of the carriage! All that leg room (perfect for practicing my arabesques, I do try, darling!), the trolley lady with her selection of snacks, and the chance for some serious people-watching. Plus, I always get the biggest smiles from the elderly folks - the love for Pink Tutu Sparkles transcends age. And, just you wait until you see the outfits I donned on that journey, all pink and sparkly, of course!

You see, dear readers, part of the fun for me is that element of surprise! Imagine yourself, calmly enjoying your train journey, then BANG! - there's me, shimmering like a pink disco ball, filling your day with pure, unadulterated joy. It's my gift to the world, you see. And, you should have seen the smiles on everyone's faces - it made my day!

Anyway, back to Dover! This little corner of England is just so romantic, right? Those iconic white cliffs are enough to make anyone swoon. Now, it's not the first time I've been to this part of the world, but this trip was a special one. My reason for venturing there? To star in a truly fabulous event – the Dover Community Fair.

This was my first ever fair performance! Now, let's get real, I'm a pro. But fairs? A whole new world! Picture this: sunshine, bunting, the aroma of burgers sizzling, children giggling, and the distant sounds of a brass band. All wrapped up in that wonderful, nostalgic feel that only a fair can offer. You might be surprised to know that even though I wear fabulous shoes on stage (my dancing shoes!), it's actually a nightmare for fairground concrete. Oh, darling, the foot-ache was real, but nothing a little sprinkle of glitter dust couldn't fix!

For the show, I went all out! It had to be something truly memorable. You've probably guessed it by now, my darling - Pink Tutu Sparkle was channeling my inner mermaid. It was a whole act! I'm talking sparkling sequined scales, seashell-shaped boas, and of course, a massive pink tutu - imagine a bubble gum-coloured, frothy cloud that ended just above my ankles.

The audience loved it. You can't get a better response than when people are cheering so loudly their throats get hoarse! I even saw a couple of youngsters wearing their own tutus, right there, inspired by my performance! And, let's face it, isn't that what it's all about? Spreading joy and glitter, one tutu at a time.

And the fair was not just about the performance. I spent the entire afternoon strolling around, watching the prize-winning prize pumpkins, trying (and failing) to win a fluffy panda at the grab-a-prize stall, and getting my face painted! Now, darling, you've got to imagine me, all pink and glamorous, wearing a silly pink flower on my cheek - a real vision.

You'll never guess who I bumped into at the fair. It was the delightful "Blossom Bee"! If you haven't heard of her, Blossom Bee is a talented performer from Essex who's known for her colourful hair and whimsical stage shows. We got talking, exchanging tips on fabulous outfits and travel itineraries, and of course, discussing the virtues of wearing a pink tutu at every opportunity! It was like a magical fairy-tale meeting for all the fabulous folk!

Speaking of fairies, have you ever considered wearing a tutu on a beach? Well, darling, I certainly did. You'd be surprised, Dover's shores are surprisingly glamorous at sunset! Imagine the sand glittering gold as the sun dips behind the white cliffs, the sky aflame in pinks and oranges, and Pink Tutu Sparkles standing amidst it all. Yes, darlings, the glamour was off the scale!

But even a queen like me needs a moment of peace, so, on my final day, I went for a lovely wander around Dover Castle. Now, I know, a castle and tutus might sound like an unlikely combination. But, believe me, dear readers, it was glorious! The ancient stonework, the wind whipping through the ramparts, the sheer scale of history… it was all very dramatic, and dramatic, you know, is right up my alley! Plus, who doesn’t love a bit of historical whimsy? I bet even the Norman knights would have a little skip in their step after seeing me glide through those grand old corridors!

It goes without saying, darlings, that this journey had its fair share of ups and downs - but when your hair is as big as mine and your shoes sparkle enough to outshine the sun, well, any hurdle can be overcome.

Oh, and before I go, I've got to mention something. You all know I love ballet! Guess what? My Dover adventure culminated in a visit to a breathtaking performance at the Dover Town Hall. Oh, darlings, let me tell you about it… The graceful dancers in their crisp, white costumes. The enchanting music. The magical stories unfolding on stage. It was all simply sublime, and I sat mesmerized, wishing I could somehow spin my own way through the air just like those magnificent performers.

And so, dear readers, that’s my story! If there's one thing I learned from my little trip to Dover, it's that every journey, however big or small, is an opportunity for glitter, glamour and of course, a sprinkle of pink tutu magic!

Now, go on, my darlings, find that dusty pink tutu at the back of your wardrobe, and let the magic begin!

Your eternally glamorous friend,

Pink Tutu Sparkles

P.S. Check out my website www.pink-tutu.com for photos and videos from my adventures in Dover. You can also find out about my next big journey - oh, I've got big plans, darling, big plans indeed!

Love you lots,

Pink Tutu Sparkles xoxo

#TutuQueen on 2001-04-21 stars in Dover