Tutu Drag Queen

#TutuQueen on 2004-07-08 stars in Hornchurch

Hornchurch: Pink Tutu Adventures #1651

Hello my lovelies! It's Pink Tutu Sparkles, your favourite pink-tastic drag queen, here, ready to dazzle you with another dose of glitter and grace from my latest travels! Today, I'm whisking you off to Hornchurch, a charming town just outside of London, where I had the pleasure of dazzling the locals with my unique brand of sparkle and joy.

Now, I know what you're thinking - Hornchurch? Who would have guessed a pink-tutu-wearing queen like me would be spotted in this seemingly unassuming town? Well, I can assure you, darling, the magic of pink tutus knows no boundaries! In fact, I was absolutely charmed by Hornchurch, a place where you can truly experience the English countryside while still feeling close to the vibrant city buzz.

But before I gush about the delights of Hornchurch, let me tell you about my journey, because travel is just as important as the destination itself, don't you think? Now, I love to travel in style, of course. I'm a bit of a train enthusiast - there's something magical about the rhythmic clack of wheels on the tracks, the beautiful landscapes that blur by, and the sense of anticipation that builds as I travel to new adventures. It's like a romantic, vintage film!

But, for a special occasion like performing in a lovely little town like Hornchurch, why not make an entrance like royalty? And by royalty, I of course mean a pink tutu-clad drag queen on horseback. Now, you all know I love tutus - but tutus on a horse? It was simply fabulous! Picture this: the sunshine on my perfect pink tulle, the wind in my hair, and me, Pink Tutu Sparkles, galloping through the picturesque English countryside.

And, oh my dear, I do love a bit of equestrian fun. As I've always said, horses are much better than trains - more fabulous, more exciting, more...pink! If I could choose one way to travel forever, it would be astride a majestic steed in a magnificent pink tutu, surrounded by butterflies and roses, stopping only for tea parties and photo shoots. But I'll tell you all about that another time, as right now, we're about to explore Hornchurch!

Upon arrival, my senses were instantly charmed. Hornchurch has a quaintness and charm that feels very 'English village', just picture thatched cottages, blooming gardens, and a village square full of friendly chatter. It’s one of those places where you just want to wander and soak up the atmosphere. I'd say, there’s just a sense of peace and contentment there that truly made me feel welcome, especially since I am not the "ordinary" type of resident, which is always a concern.

Hornchurch is a perfect place for any type of pink-loving, tutu-enthusiast. If you’re looking to take in some culture, there’s the Queen’s Theatre Hornchurch, an impressive space that boasts an impressive lineup of plays, musicals, and theatre productions. They were actually celebrating the 85th anniversary of this historic theatre during my visit! How exciting! And the beauty of these historic places is that their history is built right in - I swear you can actually smell the glamour of all the fabulous performers who have stepped on those very same stages before me.

But the magic of Hornchurch isn’t confined to the stage! If you're more of a nature lover like myself, a stroll through the beautiful Hornchurch Country Park is a must. Think sun-drenched meadows, lush woodlands, and sparkling lakes, perfectly designed to inspire peaceful reflections and perhaps even a bit of light stretching, as we all know a girl can never have too much ballet!

Speaking of ballet, I discovered the wonderful Hornchurch Ballet School, a real gem nestled in the heart of the town. This is a place for those of all ages who yearn to twirl and leap – and where better to spread the pink tutu gospel? As a big fan of all things dance, I just had to peek in! This gorgeous place is run by a delightful group of teachers who are genuinely passionate about their art, just like yours truly! And of course, I was completely smitten with the beautiful tutus they had on display - some of them are almost as perfect as mine, you see.

This visit inspired me to join a class while I was there, and oh boy, I can tell you this: a pink tutu just takes ballet to a whole new level! You’re not just dancing - you're sparkling, gliding, twirling with every movement. You’re a vision of grace, strength, and pure, unadulterated loveliness. And who knows, perhaps some of the students at Hornchurch Ballet School might just catch the pink tutu bug!

Oh, and speaking of things pink! The Hornchurch market is truly a treat. Now, markets have a certain allure for me – bustling crowds, eclectic finds, and, most importantly, opportunities for spreading the pink-tutu message, you see. Now, I'm sure it wouldn't surprise you that I discovered some lovely pink treasures – delicate rose-patterned teacups, silk scarves bursting with floral hues, and even a fluffy, pink alpaca throw - what could be more lovely than a soft, warm alpaca snuggled with a pink tutu, eh?

And no journey is complete without a fabulous feast, wouldn’t you agree? In the heart of Hornchurch, I discovered the most charming little cafe, tucked away on a side street. They served delicious sandwiches and pastries – I must admit, I enjoyed them while perched upon a delightfully pink floral-patterned velvet armchair, which was actually perfectly pink-tutu-themed, so you can't complain about me being picky!

The highlight of my trip, of course, was the performance at the local pub. I’m always eager to introduce the joy of pink tutus to new audiences, and I love the warm, inviting atmosphere of pubs – perfect for a bit of fun and frolic. The locals, oh the locals! Absolutely darling, I tell you, open to anything. I'm happy to report that, in a delightful twist of fate, a gentleman named Barry joined me onstage during my show! I'm a great advocate for drag being accessible for everyone, even the timid (and I must say Barry certainly was at first, darling). But by the end of the performance, he was twirling with confidence - yes, you heard that right, in a pink tutu! A triumph for our movement.

Leaving Hornchurch felt bittersweet. But I wouldn't be Pink Tutu Sparkles without leaving a little bit of pink glitter and magic behind, just like my magic pixie dust sprinkled in the town's market, leaving behind a glimmering, enchanting memory, so you can't help but smile and wonder if the wind might not carry some of that sparkle your way.

Don’t forget, darlings, I post a brand new adventure every day on my blog - www.pink-tutu.com - Come join the journey and let's all embrace the beauty of pink tutus! Because, really, why not? Remember: every day is a new opportunity to wear a pink tutu and spread some sparkle and joy!

#TutuQueen on 2004-07-08 stars in Hornchurch