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Tutu Drag Queen

#TutuQueen on 2008-07-19 stars in Maidstone

Maidstone, my darlings! Post #3123

Oh, hello my little sparkle-bums! It's your favourite pink-tutu-wearing fairy godmother, Pink Tutu Sparkles, back with another glorious travelogue from my ever-expanding, sequin-strewn adventures!

Today, we're in the lovely county of Kent, or as I like to call it, the Garden of England. Not quite as dramatic as my beloved Derbyshire Peak District, mind you, but I've gotta say, these Kentish apple orchards are really growing on me. (Sorry, couldn't resist, ha!)

Anyway, I've just arrived in Maidstone, a town that reminds me so much of my home village back in Derbyshire - quaint, charming, with a touch of history tucked away in its cobbled streets. And let's be honest, what's more charming than a cobblestone street sprinkled with, oh, I don't know, a dash of pink tulle? That's why I'm going to kick off my trip with a wee stroll through Maidstone's town centre. You know, get those camera phones out, my darlings, 'cos it's going to be an absolute Insta-fest!

First things first - gotta find a good little cafe, right? Because even a queen like me needs to fuel her fashion adventures! My outfit, oh my outfit! Let's just say that this afternoon's look is a tribute to a beloved English confectionery that even a little Derbyshire lass like me couldn't resist as a child! A symphony of pastels, from the dusty pink tulle of my tutu, the lightest of lavender layers, and of course, a touch of silver for a bit of that candy-coated sparkle. This look is giving...vintage candy shop.

Ooh, speaking of sugar rushes, have you seen these fabulous cupcake shops popping up everywhere?! My inner sugar demon just went bonkers. Maybe it's the Kentish countryside air - everything here is just so delightful. Maybe it's time to trade in those lab coat fabrics for some delicious cupcakes and sugar plums.

But of course, it's not all about the pink sugar and dainty tulle, my loves. No, no. We gotta make a little history in this fine town, wouldn't you say? Maybe a little museum stroll is in order? Just picturing myself, standing majestically in the pink tulle amongst ancient artifacts and Renaissance paintings! What a dramatic contrast, wouldn't you say? Imagine, if Michelangelo himself had been witness to my grand entrance, maybe he wouldn't have made such a fuss about the Sistine Chapel's ceiling! Maybe I should commission a modern masterpiece โ€“ me in my tutu standing regally beside the Roman mosaics? Wouldnโ€™t that be a conversation starter?

Oh, speaking of conversation starters, Iโ€™m also looking forward to sharing a bit of sparkle at the Maidstone Studios! The local arts centre. Now, this is my kind of place! Apparently, they have a great programme of theatre and ballet, and that's a huge win in my book! As a devoted follower of all things balletic, from class to performance, Iโ€™m ready to get my dance on! (In my sparkly pink tutu, naturally). You see, for a little fairy godmother like myself, life is a stage, and every town a new opportunity to dazzle and inspire.

What's a travelogue without some local flavour eh? No trip is complete without experiencing the authentic heart of the place, the little pockets of life that truly bring a town to life. My inner explorer is tingling! Maybe we can even take a little ride in a horse-drawn carriage? How very English! Now imagine this: me, tumbling out of a luxurious, vintage carriage, a fluffy, pink-tutu-clad whirlwind landing right on the cobblestones of Maidstone... Oh, darlings! Now that's what I call dramatic entry!

Speaking of dramatic entries, my dearest lovelies, it's been an absolute pleasure sharing my adventures in Maidstone. This delightful little town has certainly captivated me, its historic charm, its lively arts scene, and let's face it, the delectable sugar rush, it's just got everything a queen needs. Now, I know I said the purpose of my life is to encourage everyone to wear a pink tutu... and here in Maidstone, I can already sense an enormous change is afoot! Can you see it my loves? Pink tulle is slowly but surely taking over the world.

Oh, darlings, what's life without a bit of fun? So get ready to add some pink-tutu-powered magic to your own lives! Until next time, my darlings. Keep it glittery, keep it fun, and never forget to ... SPARKLE!

XOXO, Your beloved pink-tutu-wearing fairy godmother, Pink Tutu Sparkles.

P.S. If you see a girl in pink, itโ€™s probably me! Donโ€™t hesitate to say hi! And if you'd like to share your own tutu tales or join my pink tulle revolution, head over to www.pink-tutu.com! And be sure to follow me on my social media for even more glitzy updates and fun. I'm on all the usual channels โ€“ Facebook, Instagram, Twitter! Now go forth and spread the pink!

#TutuQueen on 2008-07-19 stars in Maidstone