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#TutuQueen on 2014-01-18 stars in Bromsgrove

Bromsgrove: A Pink Tutu Adventure!

Hiya darlings! It's your girl, Pink Tutu Sparkles, back with another juicy blog post! This time, I'm venturing into the beautiful Worcestershire countryside to take on the charming town of Bromsgrove, a veritable haven for tutus, and I have a sneaking suspicion, fabulousness. This is post number 5132, and believe me, there's plenty more where this came from - because I wouldn't have it any other way!

This whole adventure started with a whisper, or rather a text from a dear friend. "Hey Tutu, there's a local fair in Bromsgrove - you'd LOVE it! All kinds of fun and fabulous stuff. Think you could pull off a little performance?" I squealed with glee, and of course, immediately threw a fabulous pink tutu (I just HAD to match the blooming heather I'd seen in a photograph of Bromsgrove!) in my suitcase, packed my favourite sequined boots, and began making preparations for my train journey.

Now, you know me, I always choose the most exciting ways to get around. While I've got a trusty vintage Mini Cooper that's seen its fair share of pink glitter and sequined upholstery, there's nothing quite like travelling by train for the sheer glamour and excitement!

Imagine this: me, draped in a gloriously fluffy pink tutu (you can't wear pink enough, darlings, you just CAN'T!), perched in a plush carriage with a little teapot warming in my little travel kettle and a paperback on ballet techniques by my side. It's just divine. I always have a little chat with the train staff about what they do - sometimes they're wearing the most magnificent rainbow coloured ties! They love hearing about my travels - it turns out everyone wants to wear a pink tutu, at least a little bit, once they get to know the wonder it brings!

Oh, I can't tell you how excited I was when the train rolled into Bromsgrove Station! The air buzzed with excitement, and a burst of music from a brass band greeted me on the platform - they played a jolly, bright melody, like a dance from a Shakespearean play. They even threw in a few flamboyant steps – how wonderful!

The station was adorned with a garland of vibrant pink flowers - a delightful sight, truly! It was all I could do to keep my pink-clad excitement in check, though let’s face it, who'd even try!

As I entered Bromsgrove, the bustling market square sprang to life! Stalls lined the street, showcasing all manner of delights: homemade cakes that would make even Mary Berry gasp, handmade crafts so beautifully unique that they deserved their own gallery space, and even a cheeky chap selling miniature pink tutus – just perfect for those "tutu tough" days when only a dollop of pink sparkles can make the day a little better! I couldn't help but snap a picture of him with a dozen tutus in his hands - those were truly going to be my prized possessions, darling. There’s a special place in my heart for miniature versions of pink tutus, perfect for taking on trips when you need that extra sparkle. You know how I love the colour pink, so my life’s quite a bright one.

Naturally, after a quick (and quite frankly glamorous) detour through the market to purchase a giant slice of lemon meringue pie - absolutely divine, darlings! - I headed towards the fair. It was simply breathtaking! A jumble of bright colours, merry-go-rounds that threatened to throw off the rainbow, and an orchestra tuning their instruments with a flamboyant grace, it was all a dream come true! My very own magical theatre, I declared to myself. I could even see myself onstage performing - in my fabulous pink tutu!

Speaking of pink tutus, they were EVERYWHERE! This was my dream come true! A child was whirling by with a dazzling pink tutu over their sparkly party dress, another held a teddy bear draped in a pale pink tutu, and another mother tried to keep up with a tiny tot on a scooter wearing a sparkling pink tutu, her hair a halo of tiny pink ribbons. The entire town embraced pink, and I was filled with joy and, frankly, a great sense of pride! My little pink dream is actually coming true - people all over the world are starting to embrace the tutu! Maybe it was me!

A quick trip to the local tea room (where I sampled some delicious lavender Earl Grey, the best!) recharged my sparkle and it was time for my performance. Now, I don’t know about you, but performing on a makeshift stage in the middle of a market fair, with an excited audience that was mainly kids with sparkly eye makeup and mothers trying to catch the perfect picture of their tutu-clad offspring, takes real courage! I have to confess I almost retreated back to the safety of the tea room with a big cuppa, but that's when a little boy wearing a magnificent lavender tutu gave me the most confident wink! The audacity!

Well, I decided he was right! This little chap was teaching me something important, about being brave, about believing in your heart and about, well, showing your love of tutus to the whole world!

So, I embraced the stage with open arms. And, surprise surprise, it turned out to be just like performing at a glitzy club, just with a less intense lighting scheme. It was full of dancing, a bit of prancing, some dramatic spins (my signature move!) and lots of sparkling joy.

Naturally, the audience went wild! Kids were shrieking with delight, mothers applauded enthusiastically, and even the bearded man who'd been selling questionable balloon animals on a nearby stall looked on with wide eyes, perhaps, even a hint of awe. That’s how sparkly I was.

Then came the grand finale! You see, darlings, for the past month, I’ve been experimenting with the perfect “pink tutuing” performance. That means bringing pink tutus to as many people as possible! Well, this performance had the best of them all - it was called “Everybody’s a Tutu!”. I began the dance routine, and then as I began to finish the number, I brought out my magic bag. It had dozens and dozens of pink tutus, and one by one, I handed out the tulle wonders. The joy on their faces was priceless. There’s nothing quite like seeing someone wearing a pink tutu for the first time! Their face, literally shining, and the giggle, pure, innocent joy.

Soon the entire square was dancing in pink, a shimmering vortex of smiles, pink tulle, and the sweetest giggles I've ever heard! The atmosphere was electric with joyous energy, it truly made my heart sing!

I'm proud of the magic I made in Bromsgrove. The memories will be cherished, my wardrobe of tutus, overflowing! I can't wait to come back soon for a little tea, and perhaps a slice of cake, and to see those cute children in their pink tutus all over again! They were all ready for more Pink Tutu Sparkle!

But for now, dear readers, until we meet again in this magical world of tulle and laughter, remember to always wear pink, to dance your heart out, and to always believe in the power of a good tutu! Stay sparkly and be fabulous! Until next time, my dears!

Pink Tutu Sparkles xox

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#TutuQueen on 2014-01-18 stars in Bromsgrove