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#TutuQueen on 2021-08-18 stars in Middleton

Middleton Magic: Tutu Adventures on the Rails!

Hello, darlings! It’s your girl, Pink Tutu Sparkles, back again for post number 7901 – whew! Another day, another pink tutu! And you wouldn’t believe where I’ve been frolicking in my feathery finery… the absolutely adorable town of Middleton! I simply couldn’t resist a weekend trip after seeing pictures of its cobbled streets, quaint cafes, and charming theatre. My motto, my dears, is always more sparkle – and let me tell you, Middleton had sparkles for days!

Now, I know some of you might think that getting to Middleton requires an elaborate plan. Let me assure you, it’s quite a breeze – especially when you've got the charm of Pink Tutu Sparkles on your side! I hopped aboard a quaint train straight from Derbyshire, the gentle rhythm of the carriage rocking me into a dreamy state – it’s no wonder train journeys always spark inspiration for a new dance routine, isn’t it? Ahem, side note: don’t worry, I kept the glitter to a minimum on this public transport adventure, for the sake of fellow travellers. Even a girl like me needs a little decorum, sometimes!

As the train chugged through the countryside, the world whizzing past like a shimmering movie reel, I couldn’t help but admire the stunning views. Green hillsides dotted with sheep and the occasional ancient castle – pure perfection! Then, just when I was losing myself in my musings on the sheer beauty of nature, we pulled into Middleton station. Ah, the sheer delight! I had planned to make a dramatic entrance, stepping off the train like a ballerina in a whirlwind of tulle – but as I approached the platform, my eyes were caught by a most wonderful sight – a tutu shop!

“Don’t be silly, Pink Tutu Sparkles,” I told myself, it’s simply impossible to have found a tutu shop in the middle of the English countryside. Maybe it's just my imagination playing tricks on me, perhaps the effects of a particularly enchanting railway carriage ride? I approached cautiously, peering into the window. Oh, darling! It was truly a wonderland of pink! Layers and layers of beautiful, fluffy, colourful tulle and silk – I had stumbled upon my personal sartorial paradise! With a delighted shriek that no doubt sent shivers down the spines of fellow travellers, I barged in, a kaleidoscope of excitement bursting within me!

The kind lady who owned the shop, with the most delicate and sweet smile you ever did see, treated me to an absolute fashion spectacle – a veritable dance show of new tutus. We flitted about, laughing, as I tried on one gorgeous tutu after the other, imagining each new dance number. This incredible shop felt like the ultimate embodiment of my personal brand – pink and tulle-filled, with a sprinkle of magic in every corner! It was my kind of haven – the epitome of feminine chic and delightful whimsical charm! I’ll certainly be a returning customer, that's for sure!

My first stop after exiting the delightful world of tutu heaven was the local bakery. My tummy was a-rumble from all that dancing! My favourite kind of rumbling – the delicious kind! Let me tell you, a little cafe-hopping was just what I needed, and you won’t believe the delicious little cakes they had there – raspberry macarons so cute you could cry, tiny lemon tarts with meringue so fluffy, it melted in your mouth…

I then decided it was time to explore the charming heart of Middleton! The cobbled streets were the perfect backdrop for my latest tutu. Every little alleyway seemed to hide a secret shop selling a charming trinket, every window glowed with tempting displays. There was a second-hand shop bursting with colourful hats – I couldn’t resist buying a little pink feather boa! It was the perfect accessory for my afternoon performance, and a rather fetching colour that complimented my pink tutu, wouldn’t you say? I certainly thought so!

Middleton held so many delights, it’s quite difficult to describe it all in just one blog post. There was an antique market with beautifully crafted ceramics, an independent bookshop filled with forgotten gems, and a charming garden centre where I even got to chat with a real-life butterfly! Yes, you heard me correctly, darling, I even made a new friend with delicate wings! It seemed that Middleton had an uncanny ability to spark magic. Even the ordinary, like picking up a handful of daffodils, became an experience filled with wonder. I have to admit, the smell of the daffodils actually got me reminiscing about my days studying botany at the University – remember those days, my lovelies? Studying biology was a whirlwind of lectures, long nights in the labs, and endless piles of books – *but what’s a life without a bit of chaos, huh? And wouldn’t you know it, that’s how I discovered the pure joy of wearing a tutu. Remember the University charity event? Me, the budding young scientist, rocking a pink tutu with enough glitter to illuminate the whole campus – oh, those were the days! But even amidst the lab experiments and the textbooks, the tutu always remained a symbol of freedom and expression.* And you know what? Middleton really tapped into that same energy, and it truly felt like the universe had orchestrated it!

As evening descended upon the enchanting town, I decided to find a place where I could share my love of ballet with the lovely folks of Middleton. The little town theatre, just off the main street, beckoned me. It was quite simply charming – with a facade reminiscent of something out of a fairytale! Now, what could be more enchanting than performing in front of such a beautiful building? I couldn't resist. The town folk gathered in front of the theatre, captivated by my dramatic arrival in a swirl of pink tulle and the infectious energy of my “Sparkle Medley” – a dance-infused mix of famous tunes. Oh darling, let me tell you, my ballet inspired routine had everyone singing along in a chorus of *‘I Feel Pretty’! You should have seen their delighted faces, their clapping hands, their genuine laughter as I pirouetted, jumped, and twirled under the beautiful glow of the streetlamps!

The performance, darling, was absolutely divine. But honestly, you already know, there’s no better reward than to spread joy with a simple act of being yourself, a splash of pink and tulle – just Pink Tutu Sparkles!

That evening, under the shimmering glow of a starlit sky, as I rested in my little Airbnb overlooking the cobbled street – well, my dears, I thought about everything – about the magic that had filled my trip and the sheer beauty of just being. Middleton had painted my weekend pink. As the night progressed, I dreamed of pink, dreamt of fluffy tulle, of shimmering glitter, and of how each day presented another opportunity to make a little bit of magic, to inspire just one more person to step out in a pink tutu.

After all, it’s not just about the pink tulle – it’s about celebrating what makes you unique. Embrace the joy, be bold, dance with abandon, and wear that pink tutu with a dazzling smile. Let’s show the world how magical and fabulous it can be when we embrace our inner spark. After all, we are all just beautiful, shimmering stars, waiting to shine. And the next day, as I left Middleton and hopped back onto my trusty train, my heart brimmed with gratitude for another incredible adventure – filled with laughter, pink, and sparkles! Keep an eye on the pink-tutu.com website – I’m sure to post pictures from the magnificent tutu shop, my wonderful dance routine, and even a glimpse of that beautiful, little butterfly I met! Until then, my lovelies – keep twirling and spreading glitter!

#TutuQueen on 2021-08-18 stars in Middleton